You'll never guess who they want to play mother Teresa

I'll tell you, I read this and still have not had a reaction other than disbelief. Here's the story (link).


But who do they want...Paris Hilton.

I kid you not.

A quote:

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," he said.

Rajeevnath said Hilton was on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.

Man...I...I mean. I...I don't even have a reaction other than: Are you kidding me.

I'm surprised I was able to create the picture above without my computer destructing in some quantum event as contradictions collided. Yes, even comparing those two for a second created a collision of reality that has lessened the effect of my cold medicine, but perhaps created an alternate world where this is not a story.

For my reaction after thinking about this read this post. (link)